Pages

Wednesday, 12 July 2023

I have been to ... Spain and Portugal ... and NOT Guernsey

Saturday, 24th June: Southampton

As is normal on a day we are going on a cruise, Sue and I woke up at 6.30am and by 8.15am we were on our way to Southampton. The traffic on the A2 was quite light, and we reached the junction with the M25 by 8.40am. Despite a short delay on the M25 due to a broken-down vehicle, we reached the M3 turnoff by 9.45am.

Traffic on the M3 was about the same as usual and just after 10.05am we had reached Winchester Services. We stopped there for breakfast and to restore our personal comforts, but due to much larger number of people who had also stopped for a break, coupled with problems with the coffee machine at Costa Coffee, we did not resume our journey until nearly 11.00am. Roadworks between Winchester and Southampton slowed us down and we did not reach the Mayflower Cruise Terminal in Southampton Docks until 11.50am. We booked the car in with the valet parking service, unloaded our luggage – which we dropped off with the porters – and went inside to book in.

There was no queue of people waiting to get into the terminal, and because we had booked a suite, we had priority boarding passes and were allowed to go straight to the booking-in desk. This process was quicker than normal and by 12.15pm Sue and I had passed through security and were aboard P&O’s MV Ventura.

Once aboard, we booked in at our muster station, which was Muster Station E in the Havana Show Lounge (Deck 7 Aft), and then went to the Cinnamon Restaurant (Deck 5 Midships) for lunch. Within a matter of minutes Sue and I were seated at a table with three other people and were ordering lunch.

The lunch menu included:

Starters

Oak-smoked Duck Breast with Pickled Carrots, Coriander and Cherries. (Both of us)

Main Courses

Pan-roasted Barramundi Fillet with Tarragon Crushed New Potatoes, Fine Beans, and a Sauce Vierge. (Sue)

Carved Sirloin of Beef with Tomato and Bacon Jam, Sweet Potato Fondant, Tobacco Onions, and a Béarnaise Sauce. (Me)

Desserts

Selection of British and International Cheeses, Banana Bread, Black Grapes, Mulled Apple Jelly, with Fine Cheese Biscuits. (Sue)

Sticky Muscovado Sponge Pudding with Candied orange and Mascarpone Cheese. (Me)

We had an enjoyable chat with our table companions until 1.50pm, at which point Sue and I went up to the Promenade Deck (Deck 7) for some fresh air.

At 2.00pm we then made our way to our suite (the Palermo Suite), which was on Deck 10 Aft. This was the first time we had been allocated this suite, and its arrangement was slightly different from the one we were in on our previous cruise. It had a seating area with a desk, sink, tea & coffee making facilities, a hi-fi sound system, and a TV, …

… which could be separated off from the sleeping area (which also had a desk and another TV) …

… by a curtain.

A mirrored door was the entrance to the walk-in wardrobe, next to which was the door into the shower and bathroom.

A WC was accessible from both the shower/bathroom and the main seating area.

The main windows of the suite were actually sliding doors that gave access to the balcony.

Our luggage had already been left outside suite, and once I brought it inside, Sue and I then began the process of unpacking our bags. We finished this task by about 3.30pm, at which point we went up to the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant (Deck 15 Midships) for a drink and a piece of cake. We had returned to our suite – via a short visit to the Promenade Deck – by 4.15pm, and soon afterwards we were visited separately by our Cabin Steward (Vincy) and our Butler (Anil). Anil had been our butler on our last cruise, but Vincy was new to us, and we had a short chat with both of them before they went off to see the other passengers they are servicing on this cruise.

Ventura was scheduled to sail at 4.30pm, but her departure was slightly delayed, and she did not begin to move away from the dockside until almost 5.00pm. As she made her way out of the dock and down to the Solent, it gave an avid ship watcher like me plenty of time to see and photograph the other ships that were in Southampton on that say. These included the preserved steamship SS Shieldwall, …

Manxman (a ferry owned by the Manx Steam Packet Company), …

... MSC’s MSC Virtuosa, …

… the RO-RO ferry Hartland Point (which operates from the military port at Marchwood in support of the British armed forces), …

… the Red Funnel Line’s Isle of Wight ferry Red Falcon, …

… P&O’s Iona (with the Red Funnel Line’s Red Kestrel moored just behind her), …

… the Japanese vehicle carrier Antares Leader, ...

… and several harbour tugs (Svitzer Eston, Svitzer Bargate, and Svitzer Harty).

The weather was so nice that I stayed on our suite balcony until we had sailed most of the way to the pilot station at the Nab Tower. Along the way I saw Calshot Fort, …

… Cowes on the northern coast of the Isle of Wight, …

… Norris Castle (and NOT Carisbrooke Castle as I first thought!), …

… Osborne House, and …

… the Spinnaker Tower at Portsmouth.

I also saw one of the new Wightlink Ferry’s hybrid ferries, Victoria of Wight

… and a Royal Navy D-class destroyer.

During her passage towards the Nab Tower, Ventura passed between two Victorian sea forts.

Sue and I had walk along the Promenade Deck before and after our pre-dinner drink in the Red Bar (Deck 7 Midships). We then went up to the Epicurean Restaurant (Deck 17 Aft) for our first main meal of the cruise. The menu included:

Starters

Alaskan Snow Crab, Langoustine, and Salmon Caviar Cocktail with Pea and Chervil Custard, Parchment Bread, and a Cucumber Mojito. (Sue)

Jamón Pata Negra Ibrico de Bellota with Aged Manchego Cheese, Fine Spanish Olives, Country Bred, and Freshly Pressed Almond Oil. (Me)

Main Courses

Olney Grounds 14oz Beef Rib-Eye Steak for Two, with Madeira and Béarnaise Sauces, Fried Onion Rings, Cooked Cherry Tomatoes, Thick-cut Chips, and Wilted Spinach. (Both of us)

Desserts

Crêpes Suzette with Vanilla Pod Ice Cream. (Both of us)

Petit Four

Chocolate Truffles.

This meal lasted from 8.30pm to 10.15pm and was – as we have come to expect – superb. Sue and I then went down to the Promenade Deck for a final breath of fresh air before going back to our suite to get ready for bed.

Sunday, 25th June: At sea

During the night, Ventura sailed down the English Channel and was well past Ushant when Sue and I woke up at 8.00pm.

The sea was very calm considering that we were in the northern part of the Bay of Biscay, and a small RO-RO ferry that sailed behind us created almost no bow wave as it cut through the waves.

After breakfast Sue and I paid a visit to the shops, where we bought a new baseball hat for me. (I had forgotten to pack the one I usually wear on cruises, and as we were expecting to go ashore several times in places where the heat and light from the sun can be very intense, it made sense to get one so that I could avoid the chance of sunstroke.)

This was followed by a walk around the Promenade Deck before we went to the Arena Theatre (Decks 6 and 7 Forward) to listen to the guest speaker, Roger Evans. He was introduced by the Entertainments Manager, Leon De St Croix …

… and spoke for nearly forty minutes about CYBERWARFARE, CYBERESPIONAGE & CYBERSABOTAGE.

After listening to – and thoroughly – enjoying Roger Evans’ talk, Sue and I spent a short spell on the Promenade Deck before going to the Glass House Bar (Deck 7 Forward) for a drink. We then returned to our suite for a rest before going to the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant for lunch.

After lunch, Sue and I returned to our suite to read and rest until it was time to get ready for the first formal dinner of the cruise. Thanks to the excellent weather, we were able to make good use of our balcony even though it was partially in the shade.

Sue and I were ready early and went down to the Promenade Deck to look at the sea …

… and to have a short walk along the deck from aft to the midships.

The formal part of the evening’s events started with a ‘Welcome Aboard’ reception held in the ship’s atrium (Decks 5, 6, and 7 Midships). This was hosted by the ship’s captain (Captain Hudson) and his officers. Luckily, Sue and I were able to find seats in the Red Bar, …

… where the waiters plied us with free drinks … most of which were House Champagne.

The reception ended at 8.30pm, and by 8.40pm we were seated at our table in the Bay Tree Restaurant (Deck 6 Aft).

The menu was one of the better ones that P&O regularly use, and included gravlax, Beef Wellington, and Cherries Jubilee. Our two food waiters – Rabi and Prem – and our wine steward – Edwin – were extremely attentive and provided the usual excellent service one expects from P&O’s restaurant staff.

After dinner Sue and I went back up to the Promenade Deck for some fresh air before returning to our suite to get ready for bed. We had to turn in slightly earlier than usual as the ship’s clocks were being put forward by an hour as we were going into a Spanish port – Vigo – on the following morning and the ship would be operating on local time rather than British Summer Time. We were also booked on a tour (La Toja by Trolley Train) that was leaving Vigo at 10.00am and knew that we had to have eaten breakfast and made our way ashore by 9.45am at the latest to be sure not to miss it.

Monday, 25th June: Vigo, Spain

Sue and I woke at 7.00am, just as the ship was moving up the estuary towards her berth in Vigo.

After eating breakfast in the Epicurean Restaurant, we collected our bags and cameras from our suite and made our way to the gangway at Deck 5 Midships. There was a short queue to get off, and by 9.40am Sue and I had made our way ashore, gone through the cruise terminal, and were boarding our tour bus.

Our coach took us along the coast road to O Grove where we changed over to the trolley-train. This then took us over the bridge from O Grove to La Toja before taking us on a circular tour of the island. (La Toja is THE resort for the rich and famous of Galicia, and besides having several luxury hotels and a casino, it has many large houses and apartments that are used as weekend retreats and/or holiday homes.)

After our trolley-train tour, we disembarked and went into one of the luxury hotels (the Louxo La Toja Hotel) …

… for a drink and some excellent tapas.

Suitably refreshed, Sue and I went for a walk around the area near the hotel. This took us along part of the sea wall …

… and through a small park …

… in which was situated the Chapel of Saint Caralampio (Capela de San Caralampio).

This is an amazing building whose external walls are decorated with inlaid scallop shells.

We then made our way back to the coach pick-up point, and by 1.30pm we were on our way back to Vigo. The journey back took just under and hour, and by 2.45pm Sue and I were in the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant. Unfortunately, we had reached the restaurant just as it was changing over from lunch to afternoon tea service, and the choice of food available was rather limited. We did manage to find something to eat but were very grateful for the fact that we had eaten some tapas in La Toja!

By 3.30pm we were back in our suite, and thanks to our early start, the loss of an hour’s sleep, and the disappointing lunch, we both fell asleep.

Sue and I woke up just before Ventura was due to leave Vigo, and we decided to go down to the Promenade Deck to watch her sail out. A Guardia Civil patrol boat was circling behind the ship, and eventually followed her until she left the harbour.

Ventura finally left the dockside a little later than expected, …

… and by 6.00pm Sue and I had returned to our suite … just in time to see the pilot boat overtake the ship at high speed.

Our evening was uneventful, and after a walk along the Promenade Deck, Sue and I had a drink in the Red Bar. Because the weather was so pleasant, we walked back out along the Promenade Deck to the doors leading into the lobby where the stairway and lift down to the Bay Tree Restaurant are located. After dinner, Sue and I returned to our suite as we were both feeling rather tired, and by 11.00pm we were both sound asleep.

Tuesday 27th June: Lisbon, Portugal

Overnight the ship’s clocks went back an hour as our next port-of-call – Lisbon, Portugal – is in the same time zone as the UK. As a result, Sue and I woke up in time to see the lighthouse at the entry to the River Tagus …

… and a Portuguese Navy patrol boat (the Viana do Castelo-class patrol vessel Figueira da Foz [P361]) sailing in behind Ventura.

Whilst Sue and I got ready for breakfast, Ventura made her way upriver to her normal mooring at the cruise terminal at the old Tobacco Dock.

After breakfast in the Epicurean Restaurant, Sue and I went down to the Promenade Deck to sit and watch the world go by until we felt like going ashore. During our time out on deck we saw the ship’s garbage being collected for disposal …

… and an ambulance arrive to take off someone who required shore side hospital treatment.

Just before 11.00am we returned to our suite, collected our cameras and bags, and went ashore. It was very hot and we kept as close to the river’s edge as possible so that we could catch whatever breeze there was.

Along the way we saw two old, preserved Tagus river barges, one of which has been converted to carry tourists on river cruises.

We reached Black Horse Square a little after 11.30am …

… and decided to have a drink in one of the local cafés. As it was so hot (it was reaching towards 32°C), we both had a freshly pressed orange juice and a pastella de nata in the ‘Can the Can’ café.

Because we had visited Lisbon only six weeks before, Sue and I decided that rather than get any hotter just walking around doing window shopping, we would return to the ship. Out walk took us just under thirty minutes (we were by no means hurrying!) and gave us the opportunity to see the ship in all her glory …

… moored near to the rather austere-looking cruise terminal.

Having passed through the shoreside security checks, Sue and I made our way through the duty-free shopping area …

… and back aboard Ventura. We went straight back to our suite, where we spent the next couple of hours chilling … both literally and metaphorically!

Sue and I stayed in our suite until 3.30pm, when we ventured up to the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant for afternoon tea. We then spent twenty minutes on the Promenade Deck watching passengers and crew who had been ashore return home whilst at the same time having a chat with the Pakistani Petty Officer who was overseeing two crew members who were in a cradle painting part of the ship.

We then spent the rest of the afternoon reading and resting before getting ready for dinner. Sue and I went down to the Red Bar for a pre-dinner drink via the Promenade Deck at 7.30pm … and back along the deck at 8.30pm to have dinner in the Bay Tree Restaurant. We returned to the Promenade Deck after dinner to enjoy the fresh air and were back in our suite by a little after 10.00pm. We watched the news on the suite’s TV for a time, but by 11.00pm we were both in bed reading, and soon afterwards we fell asleep.

Wednesday 28th June: Porto, Portugal

The sound and vibration caused by Ventura coming alongside the dockside in Leixões.

This port serves as Porto’s seaport and is close to the suburb of Matosinhos.

As we had not gone into Porto during our last two visits to this part of Portugal, Sue and I decided that on this occasion we would. We had an early breakfast in the Epicurean Restaurant, and after collecting our bags and camera from our suite, we went down to the Promenade Deck to see how busy the disembarkation was. In the end we decided to wait until things had calmed down a bit before making our way to the sky bridge to the cruise terminal.

It took about ten minutes to walk from the ship to the shuttlebus pickup point, and we only had to queue for about five minutes before we were on our way to Porto. The journey in took less than thirty minutes, and by 11.00am we had been dropped off on the southern bank of the River Douro.

This is very much the touristy part of the city, and the mainly pedestrianised road is lined with cafés, restaurants, small souvenir shops, stalls selling artisan crafts, and ticket booths for the various river cruises.

Sue and I walked from the drop off point to the end of the Ponte Luiz road and rail bridge across the River Douro.

One section of the river’s bank was lined with preserved examples of the sailing craft that used to ply their trade along the River Douro.

Having undertaken some retail therapy on our way back from the bridge, Sue and I decided to have a café con leche and a pastella de nata each in one of the riverside café/restaurants. The service was very slow, but the food and drink almost made up for it, and although I doubt if we will go back there again, the Nata d’Ouro certainly sold excellent pastries!

Sue and I were back aboard the shuttlebus by 1.00pm and had returned to the cruise terminal by 1.40pm. The return journey was slower than the outward one as we were trying to travel during the Porto lunchtime rush-hour, but at least the coach was comfortable and air-conditioned.

Once back aboard Ventura we went along the Promenade Deck to sit for a while in the warm breeze before returning to our suite. We then stayed there until 3.00pm, when we went up to the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant for afternoon tea. This was followed by another short break on the Promenade Deck, but as the breeze had turned colder, we only stayed there for a short time before going up to our suite to rest and to read.

Just after 5.00pm our butler paid us a visit, and he had only been with us a few minutes when the ship’s captain made a ship-wide announcement. Apparently, the weather forecast for Guernsey – which was to be the last port-of-call of our cruise – was predicting strong winds and the possibility of rough seas. As passengers were going to have to be tendered ashore, this meant that P&O had decided to change the cruise itinerary and Ventura was going to visit Coruña on 29th June rather than Guernsey on 30th.

To be honest, this was no great surprise to Sue and I as we know that cruise ships visiting Guernsey often experience weather-related difficulties … and as we both like La Coruña, we were not upset by the change.

At 5.30pm Sue and I went out down to the Promenade Deck to watch Ventura sail out of Leixões. We then paid a visit to the ship’s shops before going back to our suite to get ready for dinner in the Epicurean Restaurant.

Sue and I had booked dinner in the Epicurean Restaurant, and at 7.30pm we went to the Red Bar for a pre-dinner drink after taking a short stroll along the Promenade Deck. After our drink we took another walk along the Promenade Deck before going up to the Epicurean Restaurant at 8.30pm.

The evening menu in the Epicurean Restaurant was different from the one we ate on the first night of the cruise, and included:

Starters

Duo of Cured Smoked Salmon: Aged 21-year-old Malt Whisky Loch Fyne and H. Forman & Son’s Famous London Cure Oak Smoked Salmon. (Both of us)

Main Courses

Whole Dover Sole a la Meunière with Maître d’Hôtel Butter Sauce, Ball Potatoes, Mixed Vegetables, and Asparagus. (Sue)

American Grain-fed Aged Angus Sirloin Steak, with Portobello Mushroom Ragout and Béarnaise Sause, Cherry Tomatoes, Deep-fried Onion Rings, and Thick-cut Chips. (Me)

Desserts

Elements of Summer Trifle, including Blackberry Jelly, Tarragon Meringue, Raspberry Roulade, Clotted Cream, and Fried Custard. (Sue)

Banana and Peanut Butter Cannelloni with Muscovado Sugar Ice Cream, Rum Jelly, and Key Lime Gel. (Me)

Petit Four

Chocolate Truffles.

We had finished eating by 10.15pm and returned to the Promenade Deck for some fresh air before going back to our suite to get ready for bed.

Thursday 29th June: Coruña, Spain

The downside of the diversion to Coruña was that overnight the ship’s clocks had to be advanced by one hour so that the ship was operating at local time when we arrived in port at 8.00am.

It seemed quite misty as we sailed in and by the time Ventura had docked, the mist has resolved itself into light rain.

Sue and I had a leisurely breakfast in the Epicurean Restaurant, after which we went out onto the Promenade Deck to judge how cold and wet it was. We decided that we would wait until the weather had improved somewhat and stayed in our suite until just before 11.15am.

By 11.30am Sue and I were sitting in the paved area near the new casino …

… and close to a very large fountain.

After having short rest (and for the rain to stop), Sue and I set off for a walk through the park that runs past the old casino and parallel with the dockside.

At the end of the park was a floral clock … which actually told the time!

Sue and I them returned in the direction of the ship but on the opposite of the main road. Eventually we reached the pedestrianised shopping street that runs slightly inland ...

… and we continued along it until we reached one of my favourite shops in La Coruña … the comic and collectables shop!

The shop was having a sale on certain items, and I managed to buy Spanish-language editions of three Tintin comic books for the price of two … 9.90€.

By this time Sue and I were feeling thirsty and walked down one of the side streets to the paved area near to the cruise terminal. We sat of the terrace of the Gasthof café/restaurant …

… where Sue had a glass of excellent local wine, I had a Coke Zero, and we shared some tapa and a tiramisu … all for just 11.10€.

We then walked back to the ship and were back in our suite by a little after 2.00pm. Sue and I stayed there resting and watching TV until just after 3.00pm when we went up to the Waterside Self-Service Restaurant for afternoon tea. We were back in our suite by 3.50pm … at which point the ‘lost’ hour of sleep finally caught up with us and we both had a doze.

We were awoken by the captain’s announcement that the ship was about to leave Coruña, and soon afterwards we had a visit from our butler, who was carrying a plate of canapes … in this case, smoked salmon. Sue and I had an interesting chat with him before he had to go to service some of his other suite passengers.

At 7.30pm, Sue and I went down to the Promenade Deck for a walk. Although the weather had taken a bit of a turned for the worse, the sea was still not too rough and the wind too strong to make it uncomfortable out on the open deck. We then went to the Red Bar for our usual pre-dinner drink, and then ventured out on deck again before going to the Bay Tree Restaurant for the second and last formal dinner of the cruise.

We had finished eating by 9.30pm and were able to go the dance exhibition by members of the Food & Beverage and Housekeeping Departments in the ship’s atrium. Once this was over, Sue and I went back to the Promenade Deck for our last, brief walk along the Promenade Deck before going back to our suite to watch TV for a short time. We were in bed by 11.00pm and asleep soon afterwards.

Friday 30th June: At sea

Overnight the ship had sailed nearly two-thirds of the way across the Bay of Biscay.

Once breakfast in the Epicurean Restaurant was over, Sue and I went for a walk around the ship’s shops, where we bought a couple of items. We then went back to our suite and packed our two suitcases and partially packed one of our holdalls. By then Sue and I were in need of a drink, and after walking around the numerous bars – all of which were crowded due to it being very windy out on the open deck – we eventually found a couple of seats in the Red Bar. Over a much-needed cup of coffee, Sue and I read for about an hour before going back to our suit via a short spell in the fresh air on the Promenade Deck.

We stayed in our suite reading and resting until it was time to go up to the Epicurean Restaurant for afternoon tea at 3.00pm.

The menu for the tea was not the same as it was on our last cruise and included:

Pancetta and Porcini Eclairs, with Mature Cheddar, Maple Roasted Pancetta Cream, and a touch of Chilli.

Parma Ham Brioche, with Oven Roasted Tomatoes and Extra Virgin Olive Pearls.

Curried Crab and Yoghurt Tartlets, with Seaweed Crisp.

West Indies Dark Chocolate Tart, infused with Caribbean Spices.

Mango and Sweet Saffron Crème Patisserie Verrine, with Cardamom Biscuit, Mango and Mint Salsa and Blackcurrant Jus.

Red Velvet Pop Cake, with White Chocolate and a Sweet Cream Cheese Centre.

Pistachio and Forest Berry Petit Choux Pastry, with Rose Water, Pistachio Crackling and Lychee Pearls.

Orange Blossom and Bee Pollen Scones and Traditional Scones, with Clotted Cream and Jam.

This was served with a choice of tea, which in our case was Darjeeling.

We had finished eating by 3.35pm and were much in need of some fresh air and a little exercise, so Sue and I went down to the Promenade Deck for a short walk before returning to our suite to carry on with our packing before chilling out until it was time to get ready for dinner.

Our evening followed its usual pattern: A short walk along the Promenade Deck, followed by a pre-dinner drink in the Red Bar, and then another stroll along the Promenade Deck before going to dinner in the Bay Tree Restaurant.

It was a very good meal, and afterwards we were able to thank our waiters – Rabi and Prem – as well as our wine steward – Edwin – for the excellent service they had provided. Sue and I then took our final stroll along the Promenade Deck before returning to our suite to get ready for our last night aboard Ventura.

Saturday 1st July: Southampton

Overnight the ship’s clocks went back by an hour to British Summer Time, and this should have meant that we had an extra hour’s sleep. Unfortunately our sleep was interrupted twice, once at 3.30am when the ship picked up the Southampton pilot at the Nab Tower and for a second time at 6.00am when Ventura began to turn so that she was port side when she moored alongside the Mayflower Cruise Terminal.

Sue and I were in the Epicurean Restaurant by 7.15am, and by 8.00am we had eaten breakfast, thanked the staff who had served us every morning, and had collected our hand luggage from our suite. We then made our way down to the priority disembarkation point – the Red Bar – just in time to join the other priority passengers as they went ashore. By 8.45am we had collected our bags from the luggage reclaim hall, passed through border control and customs, found our car in the valet car park, and were on our way out of Southampton Docks.

Our journey home took about three hours, and that included a comfort break at Winchester Services. The traffic was bit congested in places (particularly the junctions between the M3 and M25 and between the M25 and A2), but most of the time I was able to drive at a steady 60mph to 70mph.

We arrived home before midday feeling physically tired but mentally refreshed from our cruise to Spain and Portugal … and we are already thinking about booking our next cruise!

Monday, 10 July 2023

COW2023

I returned from COW2023 late yesterday afternoon feeling tired but also reinvigorated, and my wargaming mojo has returned big time! This morning I'm still feeling a bit tired, but what follows is a report about my weekend of wargaming with the best bunch of wargamers I could even hope to meet.


Friday 7th July

My drive to Missenden Abbey in Buckinghamshire took me just over two hours, and had it not been for a broken-down black cab on the approach road to the Blackwall Tunnel, it would have been even quicker. On arrival I parked my car in one of the two car parks and walked over to reception, which was to the right of the entrance to the original abbey building.

Once I had booked in, I made my way to my room, which was in 'The Coach House'.

This was a well-appointed double room with a large bed, TV, tea and coffee-making facilities, ...

... as well as a shower room ...

... and all the modern amenities one would expect from a reasonably-priced hotel room.

After unpacking and settling in, I went off to the bar area near the 'Arrouaisian Room' (the main meeting room in 'The Coach House' building to meet and chat with the other attendees. (The 'Arrouaisian Room' soon became known as the 'Arousal Room' by those attendees like me who could not get their tongues around its proper name!)

After dinner in the 'Barn Hall' (which also formed part of 'The Coach House' complex), the conference proper began, and after a short introduction by Tim Gow, the Plenary Game started. (It is a tradition at COW to have a plenary game that involves everyone so that new and regular attendees get to mingle and interact with each other.)

This year's plenary game was about the formation of the Wiemar Republic and was entitled Spartacists.

This game began (and ended) with two suitably-attired ladies (one of whom is the wife of one of the long-term members of Wargame Developments) singing songs from the period ...

The more observant blog readers will note that the singers have been paid in suitably large denomination fake German banknotes of the period. No expense was spared incurred in the running of this game!

... and then the game began.

The game itself was a mixture of committee-style games and a figure-based street fighting game. The teams each represented one of the political factions that were vying for power in post-Armistice Germany, and each member of a team had their own agenda. At the same time, a representative from each team was trying to win a position for their team in the government by suppressing the more militant supporters of any opposition groups in the numerous street fights that took place.

I ended up as Hans Altelt of the People's Naval Division, and my objectives were to:

  • Ensure that the Naval Division's overdue pay (3 billion Reich Marks) was paid ... and result that I actually achieved!
  • Lead a contingent of the People's Naval Division in battle ... a result I also managed to achieve!
  • Ensure that whatever government we ended up with would look after the interests of the people of Germany ... a result that I'm not sure was achieved at all be the end of the game.
  • Ensure that a One Nation constitution with a National Leader was achieved. (I suspect that I would have to wait until 1933 for that to happen!)
  • Ensure that Die Wacht am Rhein became the new national anthem ... in whci I totally failed!

This was a fun way to start the conference and certainly achieved its object in getting attendees to mingle and interact.

Before going to bed, I took part in a short session run by John Curry (who runs the 'History of Wargaming' project) entitled Ambush.

This was run-through of the game used by the US agency that is charged with moving nuclear materials around the country using lorries escorted by campervans containing armed guards!

The players controlled the convoy guards and ther umpired controlled the ambushers and ther players just about prevailed, although not without casualties. It is somewhat sobering to note that the game we played was based on the actual one that used to be used to train convoy guards.

(The session was observed remotely by a member of Wargame Developments in Australia, who got up early in the morning there to do so.)


Saturday 8th July

After breakfast in the main building, I returned to 'The Coach House' to take part in Little World Wars. This lasted all morning (with a break for mid-morning coffee) and was put on by Tim Gow.

Over recent years Tim has concentrated on building up a very large collection of 54mm figures, and the game I took part in was a tabletop version of his World War II lawn game.

I commanded a German kampfgruppe ... and it was great fun!

I came away with lots of ideas ... and a realisation that as I get older, tabletop wargaming with 54mm figures could increasingly become a most attractive proposition for me.

After lunch in the main building, it was back to 'The Coach House' top take part in Ian Drury's Je Ne Regrette Rien committee game about the plot by the French generals in Algeria to replace De Gaulle after his decision to decolonise Algeria.

It was a committee game, and I took the role of Colonel Yves Godard, a long-time professional soldier who had commanded the notorious DOP (Dispositif Opérationnel de Protection) whilst it conducted a vicious undercover war against the FLN.

By the end of the game I had attempted to assassinate de Gaulle by placing a bomb in his office (he left a few minutes before it went off!) and had fled to Spain to become a member of the OAS (Organisation Armée Secrète).

Once afternoon tea was over, I took part in the Save Gordon! Matrix Game.

Many years ago I took the basic game designed by Chris Engle and turned it into one that I could (and did) take to numerous wargame shows to demonstrate how Matrix Games worked. I've revived it several times since then, and I last took it to COW in the late 2010s. Tim Price has now produced his own version, and when the opportunity to play the game at this COW arose, I seized it with both hands!

I took on the role of General Gordon and actually survived to the end of the game ... a game that saw the destruction of the Mahdist army and the death of its charismatic leader.

This was the very first time I have been able to play this game in what must be thirty years, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. A big thanks goes to Tim for giving me the opportunity to.

Following dinner in the main building I returned to 'The Coach House' to take part in John Bassett's Spike Island Matrix Game about the implementation of the 1941 plans for a British military intervention in Eire to take back control of the Irish Treaty Ports that had handed over to the Irish in 1938.

(The ports might have been of great assistance to the Royal Navy as refuelling bases and refuges during the ongoing Battle of the Atlantic, and there were serious plans developed to do exactly what the game covered. In the end, the force designated to perform the seizure was sent to Iceland ... which was then used as a base for British, Canadian, and United States anti-submarine patrols.)

The game started with a British infantry brigade in possession of each of the three Treaty Ports, and my role was Principal Secretary to the British Minister-Resident for Ireland (Harold MacMillan MP). It was my job to assist him (he was being played by Phil Steele) to achieve his goals of a rapprochement with the Irish Prime Minister Eamon De Valera and the prevent an escalation into a state of hostilities. We also sought to ensure that any IRA Volunteers were interned by the Irish Government and that the latter did not begin to trust or work with the IRA.

The British team (which included Chris Ager as Bernard Law Montgomery, the commander of all the British forces in Ireland) were fairly successful in achieving our goals in the teeth of opposition from both the Ulster government and the IRA. Thanks to Montgomery's plans to withdraw the British troops to very small enclaves around the Treaty Ports and to assist in the training and re-equipment of the Irish Army, we were able to keep De Valera and his government away from the more extreme influences of some of the Catholic clergy (represented by Michael Young as the Catholic Primate of All Ireland) and any reliance of the leadership and guns of the IRA (played by Chris James). We dealt with the turbulent Ulster Government led by John Andrews (who was portrayed by Matthew Hartley) by putting Ulster under direct rule from Westminster ... which seemed a suitable 'punishment' for him instigating a General Strike whilst the United Kingdom was at war!

It was a very interesting exploration of a 'what if?' scenario and showed how a well-designed Matrix Game can be used as a way of looking at possible historical events.


Sunday 9th July

The last day of this all too short COW! By the time I went to breakfast, I had packed my bags and loaded everything that I didn't need for the day in my car as well as return my room key to Reception.

After breakfast I took part in John Armaty's excellent Cold War Wargame Workshop ...

... which he began by describing his attempts to develop a Cold War tabletop wargame. This led to a very wide-ranging discussion about previous sets of rules that had been published, their strengths and weaknesses, and how important (or not) some of the minutiae they often burdened themselves with was to eventual outcomes they achieved. Luckily those taking part were able to bring their own expertise and experience to the table, and I for one came away with a much clearer understanding of what I would want to include and exclude from any Cold War tabletop rules I might write.

 After a short break for morning coffee. I returned to the room in which the workshop had taken place to take part in Chris Kemp's Whatever Happened to NQM? session.

NQM (or Not Quite Mechanised) is a set of tabletop rules that Chris has been developing and using for thirty or more years, and having taken a small part in its early stages of development (I took part in the wargame at Moor Park when the first inklings of what would become NQM could be discerned and I have copy number 1 of 20 of the famous pink-covered rules booklet Chris distributed back in the 1980s), this session was an absolute MUST for me!

I was not disappointed. After a brief explanation of the background to the rules and how they worked (including the combat results table that is still known as Table 12!), Chris let us loose on his models.

The scenario featured a Russian Army of two Rifle Corps (each of which had two Rifle Divisions) plus all the sort of Army and Corps-level assets one would expect, attempting to capture a large town and three bridges over a river. They were opposed by a number of German formations, including a Panzer Division.

There was only time for use to play through two full moves, but I think that the participants managed to get a reasonable level of understanding of what Chris's rules are trying to achieve and how the mechanisms work. The following photographs give some idea of how the battle went.

I enjoyed my role as one of the two Russian Corps Commanders, and I am very pleased to say that I am now the owner of copy number 7 of 20 of the latest printed iteration of the rules.

There was just enough time after Chris's session to grab a cup of coffee before the start of the Annual General Meeting ... and then it was time to say our goodbyes and go home. My journey home took just over two hours (it would have been faster if the southbound Blackwall Tunnel had been open, and I had not had to use the Dartford Crossing) and by 5.00pm I was sitting in my armchair boring my wife to death about what a great time I had had at COW2023!

Friday, 7 July 2023

Off to COW2023

Later today I will be driving to Missenden Abbey, Buckinghamshire, to attend this year’s Conference of Wargamers (COW).

After using Knuston Hall, Northamptonshire, for many years, the conference took place at the Defence Academy, Shrivenham last year. Although this was an excellent venue, it was not one that we could regard as a permanent new home for COW. Thanks to the work done by one member of Wargame Developments, we were able to book Missenden Abbey, which is much more like Knuston Hall and what we hope will become COW’s new venue.

The conference timetable looks like this …

Click on the timetable to see a larger version.

… and I have already identified several sessions that I will be signing up for.

I hope that going to COW, taking part in some wargames, and meeting up with loads of old wargaming friends will help to reinvigorate my enthusiasm for the hobby.

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

A change is as good as a rest

After my recent blog post, quite a few people commented that I would benefit from a bit of a change ... and Sue and I were lucky enough to be able to take a week-long break aboard P&O's MV Ventura on a cruise that was supposed to take us to northern Spain, Portugal, and the Channel Island of Guernsey.

I'll be writing a blog post about our cruise in the near future but suffice it to say that although we had a great time and I have come back feeling much more positive, things did not quite go according to plan.

Whilst I was away, i received an email from my GP to inform me that my prescription for Levothyroxine has been increased from 50mg to 75mg per day, and that a twelve-week supply is awaiting collection from my designated pharmacy. With luck this increased dose will help to improve my energy levels and my ability to concentrate and will go some way to reviving my enthusiasm for wargaming.