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Wednesday, 10 July 2019

My COW2019

The journey to Kuston Hall and COW2019
After what seemed to be a somewhat fraught drive to Knuston Hall, I arrived at just after 5.00pm. (I used the quickest route advised by the sat nav; it took me through the Blackwall Tunnel, up the M11 and around the M25 until I reached the northbound M1. I stopped at Toddington Services for a comfort break, and soon afterwards left the motorway to go across country to Knuston Hall via Olney. Roadworks and sheer volume of traffic added at least 45 minutes to my journey ... and I was feeling somewhat frazzled by the time I walked into the Hall's entrance.)

All my weariness vanished as soon as I booked in and was greeted by the staff and my co-organiser (Tim Gow), and by 5.30pm I had unpacked my bags and was talking wargaming! I had a refreshing cold drink, which I took outside where I was quickly able to renew old acquaintances and really get into the right frame of mind to enjoy COW.

Friday Evening
After an excellent dinner (ginger and lime chicken salad to start, followed by three huge lamb chops, potatoes, and vegetables, and topped off with a choice of dessert), we all assembled in the Lounge for a very quick welcome ceremony (during which I was given an award for my services to wargaming) before an introduction to the plenary game.

Above and below: The attendees gather in the Lounge.

The game was based on events leading up to and during the Yom Kippur War in 1973, and involved a mixture of role-play and tabletop action. Use was made of WhatsApp both prior to and during the game to feed news and information to the players, and this proved to be a very effective use of technology. I played Yasser Arafat, ...

Me as Yasser Arafat. (I was told to wear an Arab headdress, combat jacket, and dark glasses ... and the above is the result. The resemblance in uncannily unconvincing!
... and spent most of my time in negotiations with the various Arab players trying to push them into action against Israel and to gain recognition from the Russians. I'm not sure how successful I was ... but I had great fun trying to achieve my objectives!

Once the game was over, I had time to grab a quick drink before going to the Beech Room to take part in John Bassett's HITLER'S CHILDREN. This was not so much a game as a means by which the radicalisation of the members of what was called the Baader Meinhof Gang could be examined and discussed. This was a very though-provoking session, and in my opinion the structure could easily be used to look at the circumstances that might lead a person to become radicalised.

After this session I resolved to go to bed, but as always seems to happen at COW, I ended up talking about wargaming for quite some time, and did not make it back to my room until after 1.00pm on Saturday morning.

Saturday Morning
After a better than expected night's sleep, I was up and dressed by 7.30am, and in time to join everyone else for breakfast at 8.00am.

The cooked breakfast was excellent, and afterwards I had a mug of coffee in the main hall. I then spent the rest of the morning sorting out the booking for COW2020 (which will be the fortieth that the conference has been held at Knuston Hall) as well as visiting almost all of the games that were taking place. These included:
  • Graham Evans' VA T'EN ECOSSE, about the Battle of Culloden
Above and below: The early stages of the Battle of Culloden.
  • Wayne Thomas, David Brock, and Colin Mosby's OVER THE HILLS (AND FAR AWY), a divisional-level Napoleonic game
Above and below: The British and French are about to come into contact somewhere in Spain.
  • Sue Laflin Barker's ASTERIX & REDBEARD'S TREASURE, a cartoon-inspired skirmish set in Gaul
Above and below: The treasure hunt is in full swing.
  • Alan Paull's MISSION COMMAND – NORMANDY



Above: The players were fully engrossed in the planning stage of the game when I visited.
Lunch took place not long after midday, and was a very appetising mixture of hot and cold food. I opted for the chicken korma with rice and naan bread, followed by apple crumble and custard. (Yes, I know that it is a bit of an odd selection to choose but ...)

Saturday Afternoon
During lunch the traditional COW weather deserted us, and it began to rain quite heavily. As a result, the Spanish Civil War lawn game – Tim Gow's SPAIN ON THE PLAIN – had to be moved to the Practical Room. The scenario was based on the initial Republican attacks on Gandesa at the beginning of the Battle of the Ebro, and took us about an hour and a half to play though. (Had the we been able to fight the battle outside, both sides would have been able to field larger forces, and the session would have lasted longer.

The Nationalist defenders of Gandesa prepare for the Republican assault.
The Republicans were well equipped with tanks, armoured cars, and artillery.
A close-up of a Republican tank and some of the artillery support.
Two Republican armoured cars.
The bomber will get through ... especially if it is fast!
A Republican Chato fighter.
A Nationalist Fiat fighter being flown by an Italian pilot.
A Republican Mosca fighter.
A pair of Nationalist Fiat fighters, one flown by an Italian and the other by a Spaniard.
The Republican advance begins!
Whilst the Republican infantry assaulted the front of the Nationalist position, their tanks attempted to outflank it.
After afternoon tea, I paid a visit to see Graham Evans' and Phil Steele's EDGCOTE 1469 – THE GAME.

Above and below: The Battle of Edgcote was refought on a magnificent, purpose-built wargame battlefield.

I then watched a session of John Bassett's THE ROOKS, which recreated the service histories of a group of FROGFOOT pilots in Afghanistan and elsewhere. (The aircraft called the FROGFOOT within NATO is known as the ROOK in Russian service.)

The Frogfoot pilots (the Rooks) discover their fate.
My final visit of the afternoon was to see John Curry's CONFRONTATION ANALYSIS: THE CARD GAME, which was being held in the library.

This sort of session is what makes COW so different from almost any other wargame gathering.
Dinner was garlic mushrooms, followed by pork loin with potatoes and vegetables, and rounded off with Lemon Pie and cream. (We eat well at Knuston Hall!)

Saturday Evening
I had just enough time before dinner to set up my CARRY ON UP THE NILE! game in the Library, and at 8.30pm all six players (plus two more who I was able to fit in as additional characters) were seated around the table, ready to start.

Above and below: The terrain for 'Carry On up the Nile! is set up and awaits the arrival of the players.

Running a game is very different from taking part or watching it as an observer, and I managed to take very few photographs during my session. (I am hoping that some of the players did and will share them with me.) I will be writing a detailed battle report in the next few days, but what I can say is that there were quite a few hilarious moments, with the players keeping to their character's role. As a result, everyone – including me – had a great time, and when the game came to an end at just after 10.30pm, I think that everyone who had taken part had enjoyed themselves.

Sunday Morning
I slept soundly, and after a quick shower I was dressed and ready for breakfast well before 8.00am. By 9.00am I was back in the Beech Room to take part in Jonathan Crowe's ZIRKUS game about the D-Day landings.

The D-Day landings are underway ... and Omaha and Juno beaches are proving difficult to take.
Jonathan lives in Normandy, and already guides parties around the landing sites. His game is being developed for use with non-wargamers to give them some idea of the problems faced by both the invaders and defenders, and to allow them to see how the initial fighting unfolded. I commanded 12th SS Panzer Division, and actually did very little as I had to wait until Hitler woke up before I could be ordered to move towards Caen to engage the invaders. This gave me the opportunity to watch how the game worked, and I came to the conclusion that after a few tweaks, Jonathan will have a game that anyone will be able to play and learn from.

Once the morning coffee break was over, I was off to the Practical Room to take part in John Curry's practical demonstration of the US NAVY WAR COLLEGE'S NAVAL WARGAME.

The Germans entered the Straits of Gibraltar in two parallel columns, whilst the Allies sailed backwards and forwards across it to block their path. A deadly confrontation was therefore unavoidable.
Having taken part in the game played at the National Maritime Museum last year, I was the only 'old hand' besides John. As a result, I was given command of a small German force (three battleships and two battlecruisers) that were attempting to leave the Mediterranean via the Straits of Gibraltar. The opposing mixed force of British and American ships (four battleships and one battlecruiser) were ahead of us and determined to stop us.

Once the ships reached a position where they could fire at each other, battle commenced with a vengeance. I had split the German force into two parts (a battleship division and a battlecruiser division) with each sailing in line astern towards the line of Allied ships. I was leading the German battleships, who were given the simple orders to 'follow me' and to 'engage the enemy ship in equivalent position in the line-of-battle that is ahead of us'. (I understand that my sub-commander in charge of the battlecruisers did the same.)

My flagship soon began to take hits, and I turned to starboard (right) so that the ships following me could also engage the enemy. We knew that we were doing damage to the enemy, but were suffering damage as well ... and by the end of the game my ship was close to being reduce to about half its effectiveness.

Who won? Well the Allies inflicted more damage, and it was obvious that not all the German ships were going to escape back to Germany, so it was certainly a moral victory for the Allies ... but when you looked at the ships that they were using, almost all of them were a couple of years ahead of the designs fielded by the Germans, and thus had great hitting power and staying power. As such, the rules did reflect that material differences between the ships involved, even though the game itself was never designed to test ships designs but to teach teamwork and tactics. The mechanisms were simple to use, and allowed the game to move along at a reasonable pace ... and this was a big plus for those of use who have used Fred Jane's Naval War Game Rules or the Fletcher Pratt Naval War Game. (The latter uses a similar system of ship degradation to the USNWC game, which is not surprising as he knew many of the people involved in its design and use. However, his gunnery system is very different.)

Lunch was a traditional Sunday roast, and was very well received. (The catering at Knuston Hall is second to none, and I don't remember anyone complaining about the food or the service this year ... or for several previous years.)

Sunday Afternoon
I then attended Jim Roche and John Bassett's MARCHING FROM SPARTA session. This was a discussion led by the session co-presenters, and looked at the history of marching in step and its relationship to drill since Ancient times. The discussion was wide ranging, and looked at various sources that covered the whole spectrum of history from Ancient to modern times.

The discussion - led by Jim Roche and John Bassett - in full swing.
This sort of session is sometimes overlooked in the great scheme of things, but in many ways, it is a sort of masterclass that COW does so well. Getting a group of enthusiastic professional and amateur military historians and wargamers together to share knowledge and understanding means that we can all learn from each other, and has been a core element of COW since it was founded in 1980.

The final event of the conference was the Wargame Developments Annual General Meeting, and although it was somewhat sparsely attended, I was able to announce the dates for next year's conference (10th to 12th July 2020 inclusive) and the cost of attending ... which will be the same as this year.

The journey home from COW2019
I left Knuston Hall almost on the dot of 4.00pm, and my sat nav indicated that I would be home by 6.04pm.

I wasn't. In fact, I didn't drive onto the hard standing outside our house until just after 7.30pm. The delay was due to a number of accidents on the M1 and M25 (at one point the M1 was closed for over twenty minutes whilst they cleared the damaged cars out of the way), and the fact that I had to take a diversion from Barnet and across North London to join the North Circular Road. My troubles did not end there, as there was a further accident on the North Circular Road just ahead of me, and this delayed me by an additional twenty minutes.

I arrived home tired and somewhat frazzled (again!), but once the car had been unloaded, Sue and I set off to have dinner in our local Turkish restaurant. COW2019 was over ... and I already had a list of tasks to perform in preparation for COW2020!

Tuesday, 9 July 2019

COW2019: Other people's impressions

Some of the other attendees at COW2019 have already begun to write blog entries about their experiences. I have read them (I should have been writing my own reminiscences but ...) and I am struck that they put me in mind of Wellington's quote about writing the history of a battle. I have therefore amended it to suit the circumstances:
'The history of a COW is not unlike the history of a ball. Some individuals may recollect all the little events of which the great result is the conference, but no individual can recollect the order in which, or the exact moment at which, they occurred, which makes all the difference as to their value or importance.'

To read some of these COW-related blog entries, please visit:
More relevant blog entries will no doubt follow, and I will add links as and when they do.

Monday, 8 July 2019

My COW2019 report ... will be along soon-ish

I finally got back from COW at about 7.25pm after what can best be described as a very stop-start car journey back from Knuston Hall. Once home, I unpacked the car, restored my comforts, and then set off with Sue to have some dinner. Luckily, the local Turkish restaurant was open and we both had a great meal. (Sue had Lamb Kebab with salad whilst I had Lamb Iskender.) This gave me time to wind down and begin to relax, and by the time we returned home, I could barely keep my eyes open.

This morning I woke up at 8.00am, having slept for far longer than I normally do. After making Sue a cup of tea, I carried all the wargaming stuff I had brought back from COW up to my toy/wargame room on the top floor, and left it there to be sorted out later today. I then dealt with the contents of my email inbox (isn't the 'delete' button wonderful when it comes to trimming down the pile of unwanted and unnecessary emails that accumulate in a mater of a few days!), and flagged up those messages that either needed a reply and required me to take some sort of action.

I am told that we going to have to go shopping later this morning and I have a stack of COW-related administration (mainly bookings for COW2020!) to process as soon as I can. The upshot of this is that my COW2019 report will not get written today, and may well have to wait until Wednesday to be published. I'm sorry to have to disappoint my regular blog readers who were hoping to read my report today, but I can assure them that it will be worth reading when it finally appears.

Sunday, 7 July 2019

Blogging and COW

I had intended to try to write a brief blog entry about what was happening at COW during breaks in the conference, but my good intentions went out of the window almost as soon as I arrived. Needless to say, once you become immersed in the whole COW experience, any thoughts about near contemporaneous blogging disappear. What I have done is to take notes and photographs ... when the camera batteries have worked! (I checked them before I left home, but as soon as I tried to use the camera, the batteries decided that they were exhausted, and the new ones were back in my room.)

I'll be writing a fuller COW report when I get home and have had time to draw breath ... and recover from my sleep deprivation.

Saturday, 6 July 2019

Other people's Portable Wargame battle reports: An imagi-nations Colonial 'hidden scenario' battle

This really should be a 'what I did at COW on Friday' report ... but having read Archduke Piccolo's most recent PORTABLE WARGAME battle report, I just felt that I had to share it with my other regular blog readers.

Over the past week, Archduke Piccolo has been writing about a recent imagi-nations Colonial battle that he fought using my rules and what can best be described as a 'hidden scenario'. In other words, the scenario for the battle is based on a real one, but set in a slightly different location and/or at a different time.

The three parts of the battle report cane be read using the following links:
The following photographs give a flavour of the action, which saw both sides (Ruberia and Turkowaz) fight each other to standstill.







Please note that the photographs featured above are © Archduke Piccolo.

Friday, 5 July 2019

'My bags are packed, I'm ready to go ...'

Well, that is not quite true as yet ... but I hope to be on my way to Knuston Hall to attend COW2019 by 2.00pm.

After my recent period of ennui, I'm looking forward to meeting up with so many old friends to spend the best part of two whole days immersed in wargaming. I hope to write a short, daily report on what has happened, and then to write a longer one after I get back and have had time to reflect and recover.

Thursday, 4 July 2019

COW weather

Over the nearly forty years COW has been taking place at Knuston Hall near Rushden in Northamptonshire, we have almost always had good weather, even when the weather elsewhere in the UK has not been very good. In fact, COW veterans often refer to good weather during early July as being 'COW weather'.

According to the BBC weather forecast for Rushden for the coming weekend, it looks as if we are going to have a classic weekend of 'COW weather'. Not too hot, not too cold, and with little chance of rain for Friday and most of Saturday. What's not to like!




Let's hope that the BBC and its weather forecasters) don't get it totally wrong!

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

My route to Knuston Hall

In preparation for my trip to Knuston Hall on Friday, I've been looking at the alternative routes I could use to get there.

All the online route planners suggest crossing the River Thames via the Blackwall Tunnel, and then going north until the A102 (the Blackwall Tunnel Approach Road) and A12 join the M11 at the M11/A 406 (North Circular Road). Once on the M11, the route options kick in.

The first is to join the M25 where it interchanges with the northbound M11, and to travel anti-clockwise around the M25 until the junction with the M1. Turning northwards onto the M1, the route would take me as far as the Milton Keynes turn off, and then across country viaOlney.


This route is quite direct, and when the traffic is not too heavy, it should take me about two hours ... but I will be travelling on Friday afternoon in early July, so I can expect hold-ups at various places due to sheer volume of traffic.

The second route would mean travelling up the entire length of the M11 until it reaches just outside Cambridge, and then travelling across country to Knuston Hall via St Neots.


I know this route quite well, and if the traffic is not too heavy it should take about ninety minutes to reach the end of the M11 ... but thereafter the roads can be narrow in places and using them to reach Knuston Hall would mean this I would have to allow at least an hour to get from the end of the M11 to the Hall.

The third route is the longest, but the one I have traditionally used to get to Knuston Hall. Instead of going cross-country from the end of the M11, I would join the A14 and drive towards Kettering. Before reaching Kettering, I would turn south, and approach Knuston Hall from the north.


The big advantage of this route is the fact that it is dual carriageway or motorway for almost its entire length. This means that one is less likely to be held up by slow-moving traffic ... but experience tells me that the journey time will be at least two and a half hours.

So which route to choose? I'll make that decision just before I set out, but whichever I choose, I can be sure that I am looking forward to at least two or three hours of driving on some of the UK's most crowded roads on a Friday afternoon in July!

Tuesday, 2 July 2019

Preparing for COW: My 'to do' list

With COW just a few days away, I have a 'to do' list prepared to make sure I don't forget anything. It includes the following:
  • COW admin tasks:
    • Send Knuston Hall the final list of attendees and their contact details (for Health and Safety reasons)
    • Send Knuston Hall the final room allocation/mobility needs/dietary issues list
    • Pay Knuston Hall any outstanding monies due to them
    • Check with Knuston Hall that the conference dates for next year are correct and that the projected costings have not changed
    • Prepare the attendees' badges
    • Ensure that spare COW programmes have been printed and are available
    • Ensure that the A0-size COW timetable has been printed
    • Ensure that I have everything that I need for the AGM
    • Print off a COW2020 'signing on' sheet to record any bookings and deposits that are made by the end of COW2019
Knuston Hall, Northamptonshire.
  • Session-related tasks:
    • Pack the game boards into a suitable bag or box to ensure that they arrive undamaged
    • Pack the figures, models, and terrain into the REALLY USEFUL BOXES they will be stored and carried in
    • Pack the necessary die, playing cards etc. into their storage boxes
    • Print off copies of the individual player briefings
    • Print off copies of the rules for each player
    • Print off the session 'signing' on sheet for the COW noticeboard
  • Plenary Game-related tasks:
    • Read the briefing and do some research into the life of the character I am portraying in the game*
  • Other tasks:
    • Make sure that my mobile phone is fully charged (I will need it for the Plenary Game)
    • Make sure that my digital camera is fully charged and that I have the spare batteries
    • Make sure that the laptop is fully charged and that the software is up to date
    • Pack several changes of clothes and washing kit!
This seems to be quite some list, but many of the tasks have been completed or will be completed by the end of today.

* I am taking on the role of Yasser Arafat ... and have been asked by the game's designers and umpires to dress accordingly ... so I've had to delve into my wardrobe to find suitable clothing! (i.e. a military-style jacket, sun glasses, a keffiyeh, an aqel ... and possibly a replica firearm).

Monday, 1 July 2019

Breaking free from ennui

It feels as if I am gradually emerging from the feeling of ennui that has been dogging me of late ... and none too soon with COW (Wargame Developments's annual Conference of Wargamers) starting next Friday. Luckily I've done most of the preparation that I need to do, although I still need to write the individual briefings for each of the players taking part in my 'Carry On up the Nile!' game.

The short break Sue and I took in Bristol helped, as has the recent thinking that I have been doing regarding the organisation of my Napoleonic and World War II collections. However, the biggest thing that has helped to jolt me out of my state of ennui has been the work I have been doing to create A WINTER-ISH WAR and a second mini-campaign book entitled TROUBLE IN ZUBIA. The latter is almost finished, and re-reading what I originally wrote about these two mini-campaigns on my blog, and looking at the pictures of the battles that I fought, has reminded me that I can derive a lot of fun from my wargaming without having to do loads of preparation and using what I already have to hand.

I have underlined and emboldened the two statements in the previous paragraph because I have realised that it was thinking about preparing figures etc., for a wargame and looking for stuff to add to my existing collections that has been one of the causes for my ennui. (There are others, but they are more to do with having what appears to be a cold that has lasted for months and problems with my right hip and back due to scoliosis, old age, and arthritis that have reduced my mobility somewhat!)

I don't expect a sudden burst of feverish wargaming activity to replace my ennui, but once COW is over, I do hope to do some solo wargaming using my mini-campaign board, my Hexon II terrain, and figures from my existing collections.