Whilst mentioning Jervis Johnson in passing yesterday, I was reminded that I have a very tenuous non-wargaming link to him. His father, the highly esteemed actor Richard Johnson (who played Colonel John Stewart in the film 'Khartoum' and Abou Fatma in the 1978 version of 'The Four Feathers'), was born in Upminster, Essex, the place that I lived from the age of eight until I left home at the age of twenty-two. My parents continued to live their until my mother died in 2002 and my father went into a care home in 2011.
Upminster was part of Essex when we moved there in 1958, but it became part of the London Borough of Havering when the Great London Council was set up in 1965. Its railway station is the terminus of the Underground’s District Line as well as being a station on the mainline between Southen-on-Sea and Fenchurch Street in the City of London. When I used it to commute to my job with Coutts & Co in the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was almost universally known as the ‘misery line’. Trains were frequently late or cancelled, but I understand that now it is operated by c2c (which I understand stands for Coast to City), things are marginally better.
A map of that part of the District Line that runs from Upton Park to Upminster. © Transport for London (TfL).
There is a story that the word Upminster was used by some senior civil servants and/or politicians as a code word to describe some of the ideas that Mrs Thatcher came up with during her premiership. This was because Upminster was the end of the (District) line, and several stops past Barking (as in ‘barking mad!’). I don’t know how true this is, but there was an Operation Upminster. This was the name given to British Army operations in the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia in December 1998.
Over the years, Upminster has had its share of ‘famous’ people be born, live, or die there. These include:
- Sir John Benn DL and his son William Wedgewood Benn DSO, DFC, PC (last 1st Lord Stansgate and the father of Tony Benn MP) lived in Upminster during the nineteenth century
- Ian Dury (of Ian Dury and the Blockheads fame) lived in Upminster when he was a child
- Jimmy Greaves MBE (who was a member of the World Cup winning England Soccer squad but who did not play in the final) lived in Upminster
- Alice Perrers, who was Edward III's mistress, lived and was buried in Upminster
- Field Marshal Sir Henry Evelyn Wood, VC, GCB, GCMG lived out his final years in rented property in Upminster
- William Derham FRS was the Rector of Upminster, and used the tower of his church (St Laurence, Upminster) as one of the locations for his experiments to successfully measure the speed of sound in 1709
I should point out that my family actually lived in Corbets Tey, a small village that was subsumed into Upminster during the housebuilding booms of the 1930s and 1950s. This is about a mile to the south of the centre of Upminster, and still had a working village forge when we moved there.
The last time I visited Upminster, I saw that my favourite shop, Swan Books (which I remember as being called Swan Libraries) was still going strong, but I understand that it was forced to close on 18th January 2020 due to 'changes on the high street, aggressive competition online and evolving consumer habits'.
This was very sad news. It was the local book shop, and it is where I bought my first wargames books, firstly CHARGE (by Brigadier Peter Young and Lieutenant Colonel James Lawford), and sometime later, WAR GAMES (by Donald Featherstone).
I have heard the expression "definitely Dagenham" to refer to an idea so bonkers it is several stops beyond Barking.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Clipsom,
DeleteNow that’s a new one on me! Thanks for sharing it.
All the best,
Bob
It’s always sad when a bookshop closes ☹️
ReplyDeleteI had a close look at your image of Swan Books - trying to identify titles, but no luck. It clearly make no sense, but I also always “pay more attention” when the Simpsons opening credits are running and Bart skates past the bookshop. I don’t know why - it’s a cartoon. Oh well, I don’t suppose the mind of a wargamer has to concentrate too much with common sense.
Cheers,
Geoff
Elliesdad (Geoff),
DeleteI do the same every time I see someone’s bookshelves when they are using Zoom or Skype.
All the best,
Bob
I was once on a course with someone who originated in Edinburgh, but at the time she worked for Barking & Havering Health Trust. She said her family thought it was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThose who know me won't be surprised to know that some of my forebears (on my dad's side) hail from Barking. Barking was still a fishing port at the time they migrated north to Grimsby.
Nundanket,
DeleteI can see why the Scots would have found the combination of Barking and Havering hilarious! Mad indecision! Probably an apt description for the government of that part of London!
I never realised that Barking was so important to the fishing industry up until the middle of the nineteenth century … but I looked it up after your mention, and I was simply amazed by what I read!
All the best,
Bob
Hi Bob, your post is a bit of a blast from the past. I used Swan Book opposite the local library quite a bit when I lived in Cranham (also swallowed up by Upminster) from the mid-1970's to late 1980's. Cheers Peter
ReplyDeletePeter,
DeleteI’m glad that I’ve sparked off a few memories for you.
My friends and I used to regularly walk to the Thatched House in Cranham to drink. Back then (in the late 1960s) it was still a bit of a spit and sawdust pub, but the beer was good and they didn’t enquire too closely into how old we were.
All the best,
Bob
Ah yes, I remember drinking there a bit myself in the beer garden.
DeletePeter,
DeleteIt was a good, honest semi-rural pub, but I understand that it is now a gastropub.
Such is life!
All the best,
Bob
It's so sad that small local bookshops are becoming a thing of the past .
ReplyDeleteThe Good Soldier Svjek,
DeleteTo be truthful, I am surprised that there are any small booksellers left these days, and if I find one, I feel compelled to pay it a visit and to buy something if I can.
All the best,
Bob